Wednesday, April 11, 2012
Overheard in Halperin House Lounge:
Girl: Hey, that's not funny. There are a lot of non-religious Muslims.
Overheard in Hallowed Grounds
Yeah I went home this morning to eat breakfast, shower, and masturbate - the perfect way to end finals week.
Monday, January 09, 2012
Friday, November 11, 2011
Tuesday, October 17, 2006
(honest-to-god overheard in the A-level)
Guy: " How bitchin' would it be to be a paraplegic and have laser eyes?"
Guy: " How bitchin' would it be to be a paraplegic and have laser eyes?"
Tuesday, September 05, 2006
In the basement of the Regenstein:
Facilities Manager: "Well, I'm going home. Have a nice, relaixng weekend."
Facilities Worker: "... weekend! Ron, it's only Tuesday!"
Facilities Manager: "Well, I'm going home. Have a nice, relaixng weekend."
Facilities Worker: "... weekend! Ron, it's only Tuesday!"
Wednesday, June 14, 2006
Guy at party: "I mean, why a parrot squawking over William S. Burroughs? Why not a monkey taking a crap over Humphrey Bogart?"