(honest-to-god overheard in the A-level)
Guy: " How bitchin' would it be to be a paraplegic and have laser eyes?"
Guy: " How bitchin' would it be to be a paraplegic and have laser eyes?"
Tuesday, October 17, 2006
Tuesday, September 05, 2006
In the basement of the Regenstein:
Facilities Manager: "Well, I'm going home. Have a nice, relaixng weekend."
Facilities Worker: "... weekend! Ron, it's only Tuesday!"
Facilities Manager: "Well, I'm going home. Have a nice, relaixng weekend."
Facilities Worker: "... weekend! Ron, it's only Tuesday!"
Wednesday, June 14, 2006
Guy at party: "I mean, why a parrot squawking over William S. Burroughs? Why not a monkey taking a crap over Humphrey Bogart?"
Wednesday, May 31, 2006
Overheard on A-Level:
Guy1 (to girls passing by): "Hey there, sweetcakes!"
Guy2: "Do you ever try not talking, Rob? What if you just went through your life never talking. Ever think abou that?"
Guy1 (to girls passing by): "Hey there, sweetcakes!"
Guy2: "Do you ever try not talking, Rob? What if you just went through your life never talking. Ever think abou that?"
Sunday, May 28, 2006
Geography Debate
Guy #1: "So was that on the eastern coast or the western coast of Greece?"
Guy #2: "..."
Guy #1: "I mean, it is on the side facing Italy or Turkey?"
Guy #2: "..."
Guy #1: "Okay, see there's these dots on this side, and these dots on that side..."
Guy #1: "So was that on the eastern coast or the western coast of Greece?"
Guy #2: "..."
Guy #1: "I mean, it is on the side facing Italy or Turkey?"
Guy #2: "..."
Guy #1: "Okay, see there's these dots on this side, and these dots on that side..."
Physics study partners,
Guy: "He just proves this shit. Without actually using Poisson's equation at all!"
Guy: "He just proves this shit. Without actually using Poisson's equation at all!"
Saturday, May 27, 2006
Overheard in Hallowed Grounds,
Boy: I'm embarrassed by what I can get away with.
Girl: I'm not embarrassed. I'm just ... scandalized. Scandalized by your freshness.
Boy: I'm so fresh.
Girl: You are just scandalizing people left and right.
Boy: I'm embarrassed by what I can get away with.
Girl: I'm not embarrassed. I'm just ... scandalized. Scandalized by your freshness.
Boy: I'm so fresh.
Girl: You are just scandalizing people left and right.
Thursday, May 25, 2006
Overheard in the Maclab...
Girl: So we think this thing we're asked to prove is actually an unknown result. We think maybe what we're actually supposed to prove is that it's NP-HARD. I don't think it will be hard to prove that it's hard.
Guy #1: This problem makes me NP-hard!
Girl: This problem makes me NP-pissed off.
Guy #2: Better to be pissed off than pissed on!
Girl: True!
Guy #3: Unless you're on fire.
Girl: So we think this thing we're asked to prove is actually an unknown result. We think maybe what we're actually supposed to prove is that it's NP-HARD. I don't think it will be hard to prove that it's hard.
Guy #1: This problem makes me NP-hard!
Girl: This problem makes me NP-pissed off.
Guy #2: Better to be pissed off than pissed on!
Girl: True!
Guy #3: Unless you're on fire.