Overheard at UChicago

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Overheard in Halperin House Lounge:
Girl: Hey, that's not funny. There are a lot of non-religious Muslims.
Overheard in Hallowed Grounds

Yeah I went home this morning to eat breakfast, shower, and masturbate - the perfect way to end finals week.

Monday, January 09, 2012

Overheard at C-shop

Guy: "Foucault on Institutions? Ha how easy would that test be"

Friday, November 11, 2011

Overheard at Bartlett: “Haters gonna have a shorter lifespan”

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

(honest-to-god overheard in the A-level)

Guy: " How bitchin' would it be to be a paraplegic and have laser eyes?"

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

In the basement of the Regenstein:

Facilities Manager: "Well, I'm going home. Have a nice, relaixng weekend."
Facilities Worker: "... weekend! Ron, it's only Tuesday!"

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Guy at party: "I mean, why a parrot squawking over William S. Burroughs? Why not a monkey taking a crap over Humphrey Bogart?"

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Overheard on A-Level:

Guy1 (to girls passing by): "Hey there, sweetcakes!"
Guy2: "Do you ever try not talking, Rob? What if you just went through your life never talking. Ever think abou that?"