Conversations I've had with 2 different people:

Dude A) Wow your school is fun.
Uchicago Dude) Where are you from?
Dude A) Utah
Uchicago Dude) Oh, well that sucks, but at least you get to do the whole polygamy thing.

Dudette A) Wow your school is fun.
Uchicago Dude) What school do you go to?
Dudette A) IIT
Uchicago Dude) Umm, yeah, and surprisingly safer then your school.