[User asks MacLab Tutor for some UNIX help]
Tutor1: "RTFM"
User: "Um... but I like other people to read the man pages for me."
Tutor1: [to Tutor2] "do you know?"
Tutor2: "no"
User: "Would you have told me to RTFM too?"
Tutor2: "I'm not quite that clever"